I Was Raised On Nbc Television.

With Media, It's Never Bad-to-good. It's Always Just Moving From Different To Different. Faster, More Stuff, But There's Always Good, More Good, And More Bad.

I'm From Wisconsin So I Always Feel A Little Nauseous About Begging And Trying To Trick People Into Liking Me.

I Became Part Of A Little Study Group In Community College And Started Caring About Strangers. It Gave Me Insight Into What An Asshole I Was. I Saw That I Had Only Lived Half Of A Life.

I Think Thoughts In My Head Bounce Around In My Skull And, If They Keep Bouncing Around In My Skull, They Get Worse And Worse. When They Come Out Of My Mouth, They Make People Happy.

I Surround Myself With Loyalists And People That I Would Die For. I Just Would Rather Die Than Make Bad Stuff For People Because I'm A Terrible Dishwasher And A Terrible Lover And A Terrible Pet Owner.