I Was Not Raised A Zionist, But

Laugh Every Day As Much As You Can.

In Order To Be Able To Write A Good Joke, You Have To Find The Truth.

Have You Heard About The Women Who Stabbed Her Husband 37 Times? I Admire Her Restraint.

To Expect Life To Treat You Good Is Foolish As Hoping A Bull Won't Hit You Because You Are A Vegetarian.

Suddenly, People Had Three Phone Numbers But Never Answered Their Phones.