I Was Never An Angry Young Man.

I Once Wrote Deduceable Instead Of Deducible In A Book, Though Nobody Then Or Since Has Taken Me Up On It. A Small Point As They Go, Perhaps, But Rule I Of Writing Acceptably Is To Get Everything Right As Far As You Can, And In This Case I Had Neglected To.

A German Wine Label Is One Of The Things Life's Too Short For, A Daunting Testimony To That Peculiar Nation's Love Of Detail And Organization.

Outside Every Fat Man There Is An Even Fatter Man Trying To Close In.

He Who Truly Believes He Has A Hangover Has No Hangover.

Politics Is A Thing That Only The Unsophisticated Can Really Go For.