I Was Nervous. I Mean, I'd Met

People That Haven't Seen Us Yet Are Shocked Because They Think That Alice Cooper Must Be A Female Folksinger. They Don't Expect The Whole Thing.

Please Clean Your Plate Dear, The Lord Above Can See Ya. Don't You Know People Are Starving In Korea.

Old Enough To Be Drafted But Not Old Enough To Vote.

God Gives You A Life And Says, 'okay, What Are You Going To Do With It?'

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.