I Was Lucky In The Sense That

Wow This Place Is Really Big Isn't It? They Must Do Proper Stuff Here, Like Opera And All That...shite.

I'm Actually About As Famous As A Fourth Division Footballer From The 70s.

The Truth Is That I'm Constitutionally Incapable Of Doing An Ordinary Job.

When I Was A Child, I Wanted To Watch Things That Made Me Laugh. It's Attacking Boredom, As Simple As That. I Was 19 When I First Went To A Comedy Club - I Wanted To Do It, So I Gave It A Try And That Was It. I Found My Office.

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