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Normal People... Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.

A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.

When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come Off And Employers Are Less Nice. People Become Disposable.

In The Future, Airplanes Will Be Flown By A Dog And A Pilot. And The Dog's Job Will Be To Make Sure That If The Pilot Tries To Touch Any Of The Buttons, The Dog Bites Him.

Frankly, I’m Suspicious Of Anyone Who Has A Strong Opinion On A Complicated Issue.