I Was Born To Do Sitcoms, Where

If We Worried Half As Much What Others Are Doing For Us And Spent Twice As Much Time Helping Others, We Would All Be Exponentially Happier.

I Have A Hotline To The Tabloids. When I Get Up In The Morning, I Call The Star, And The Last Thing At Night, I Call Them. I Want Them To Have The Inside Track.

I Believe That Behind Both The Person Who Weighs 400 Pounds And The One Who Weighs 85 There Is A Lot Of Baggage, And It Has Nothing To Do With Their Bodies.

For Some Reason I Am One Of Those People Who Act Like They Were Born And Raised During The Depression.

The Thing About Me Is, I Don't Care What Religion You Are. If Someone Is Attacking Your Religion, I Will Have Your Back, And I Will Defend You. I Think That Is The Most Repulsive Thing A Person Can Do, Attack Another Person's Faith.