I War Not With The Dead.

It Is Equally Offensive To Speed A Guest Who Would Like To Stay And To Detain One Who Is Anxious To Leave.

Yet While My Hector Still Survives, I See My Father, Mother, Brethren, All In Thee.

I'm A Rageaholic. I Just Can't Live Without Rageahol.

Without A Sign, His Sword The Brave Man Draws, And Asks No Omen, But His Country's Cause.

Remember That Postcard Grandpa Sent Us From Florida Of That Alligator Biting That Woman's Bottom? That's Right, We All Thought It Was Hilarious. But, It Turns Out We Were Wrong. That Alligator Was Sexually Harassing That Woman.