I Wanna Get A Little Drunk, But

I Tell You One Thing That's Great About Children. They Don't Need A Show To Have Fun. What Do They Need? A Book Of Matches, Some Oily Rags, A Little Brother... That's All They Need.

I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love Putting Out Tv Specials.

I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes.

If I Was To Have Sex With One Animal It Would Be A Horse. That Is A Beautiful Animal. And When You Have Sex With A Horse, You Know You Always Have A Ride Home.

I Never Wanted To Be Famous.