I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.

It's Always Good To Take Something That's Happened In Your Life And Make Something Of It Comedically.

Perhaps I Have A Wider Range Than I'd Given Myself Credit For.

I've Been In Therapy. I Know Enough About Myself Now To Know That I Really Don't Need To Know Anymore.

I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.