I Used To Dream, And I Used

Pop Music Has Progressed. The Singing Voice Has Changed Dramatically In Pop Music, And People Now Just Sing The Way They Want To, In Their Speaking Voice, Instead Of Putting On Some Great Transatlantic Rock And Roll Sneer.

Life Would Be So Colourful If Only I Had A Drink Problem.

I Would Rather Eat My Own Testicles Than Reform The Smiths, And That's Saying Something For A Vegetarian.

Oh Yes, You Can Kick Me And You Can Punch Me And You Can Break My Face But You Won't Change The Way I Feel 'cause I Love You

We Hate William And Kate