I Think Women Hide Behind Their Hair.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I Love Doing What I Do, But I Don't Like Seeing The Finished Product.

I Have Taken My Children All Over The World To See Things But I've Also Made A Point That They Need To Give Something Back For Being So Blessed.

Yeah, I Finished, It Was Hard. Those Last Five Miles. It Was Like Giving Birth And Then Being Told To Run As You're Giving Birth. It Was So Much Pain In My Hips. I Don't Know If Women Are Meant To Run, Especially After Having Kids.

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?