I Think The Media Spends A Lot

You Don't Have Freedom Unless You Have The Freedom To Do Stupid Self-destructive Things.

I've Never Had A Drink Of Alcohol Or Any Drug In My Life.

Atheism Is A Religion Like Not Collecting Stamps Is A Hobby.

America Was Founded On Christians Not Trusting Each Other, And They Sometimes Seemed More Willing To Reach Out To The Godless Than To Someone From Another Sect.

If You've Gotten Yourself Into A Situation When Clay Aiken Is Going To Talk About His Feelings With You, It's Time To Kill Yourself.