I Think People Tend To Be Very

Were I Forced To Describe This Woman In One Word, That Word Would Be...herpes.

I'm Very Detail Oriented. I Think That's Why People Enjoy My Memoirs - Because I Tend To Remember Everything.

I've Always Been Able To Cook Italian Food. That's In My Blood Because I'm Half Sicilian.

When Did The Cell Phone Become A License To Be Rude? And Why Must I Be Subjected To Your Personal Conversations?

In Real Life, I Tend To Yell At People A Lot. Not Because I'm Bossy Or Mean, But Because I'm Frustrated.