I Think People, For The Most Part,

All My Friends Are Always Telling Me How Hard It Is To Have Kids. 'oh, David, It's So Hard.' That's Not Hard. I'll Tell You What Hard Is. Try Talking Your Girlfriend Into Her Third Consecutive Abortion. Yeah, That's Hard, That Takes Finesse. You're Just Inconvenienced.

I've Had Plenty Of Negative Reviews. I Have My Entire Life.

The Best Thing About Me Is There Are No Skeletons.

I've Gotten "condescending" A Million Times, And That's Not Good.

I Went To A Bunch Of Marches In New York And Washington, And You Know I Believe In The Cause, But To March With Those People Takes A Lot Of Compromise On My End.