I Think My Sense Of Humor Is

He Who Trades His Identity For Money Will One Day Wind Up With Neither.

I Prefer For A Woman's Most Private Of Areas To Have As Much Hair As Carlos Santana's Entire Band, Head To Toe, Circa 1972.

I Tend Not To Hang With 'the Crowd' Because I Believe That At Any Given Moment In History, The Crowd Is Only Standing Somewhere Because Some Lone, Brave Nutjob Broke Down The Walls For Them First.

The Leftist Drive For Control Is Insatiable.

People Can Be So Heartless And Dirty.