I Think If I Took Therapy, The

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

I Have My Own Gym. When You Do Jokes And They Sell, You Get A Gym.

I'm Not A Big One For Jokes. I Can't Tell A Joke, Believe It Or Not. If You Gave Me A Thousand Bucks And Said, "don, Get Up At A Party And Tell A Joke," I'm The Worst.

I Always Rib People, But Nobody Ever Gives Me A Hard Time. I Don't Know Why. Maybe They're Afraid Of What I Might Say. There's Probably A Lesson In That Somewhere, But I Don't Know What It Is.

It Takes Many Years To Be A Great Comedian.