I Think I Look Great In Green,

I Don't Know Why Men Are So Fascinated With Television And I Think It Has Something To Do With - If I May Judge From My Own Father, Who Used To Sit And Stare At The Tv While My Mother Was Speaking To Him - I Think That's A Man's Way Of Tuning Out.

I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't Carouse Very Much.

It's Not The Hair On Your Head That Matters. It's The Kind Of Hair You Have Inside.

Dr. Phil Is Hiding Something. Otherwise, Why Wouldn't He Use His Last Name?

I'm Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently, Is Unaware Of It.