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If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

If You Ahve Ever Unloaded Your Pickup By Backing Up Really Fast And Slamming On The Brakes, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Antenna On Your Truck Is A Danger To Low Flying Airplanes.

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking Your Wife On A Cruise Means Circling The Dairy Queen.