I Think Being Funny Is Not Anyone's

I Was Thrown Out Of College For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam; I Looked Into The Soul Of The Boy Sitting Next To Me.

You're So Good Looking I Can Barely Keep My Eyes On The Meter.

I Don't Know What I'm Doing, But My Incompetence Has Never Stopped My Enthusiasm.

I Don't Know Enough To Be Incompetent.

Believing Would Be Easier If God Would Show Himself By Depositing A Million Dollars In A Swiss Bank Account In My Name