I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.

I Was Smart Enough To Go Through Any Door That Opened.

There's Always An Adjective Before My Name, And It's Never A Nice One.

I'm No Cook. When I Want Lemon On Chicken, I Spray It With Pledge.

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"