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The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially If You Are On A Ledge.

I Was In My Friends Garage, And He Had; A Kite, A Yo-yo, And A Boomerang. I Was Like "dude, You Have Abandonment Issues"

I Was Seeing This Girl And She Wanted To Get More Serious. But I Wasn't Ready To, I Had Just Gotten Out Of A Difficult Relationship Before That. So I Said To Her, 'listen, You Have To Understand Something. Relationships Are Like Eyebrows. It's Better When There's A Space Between Them.' And That's Coming From A Greek Guy.

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing That Would Also Look Good Saggy.