I Started Reading Hunter S. Thompson When

If The Wind Is Blowing Like Stink And Everything Is Working Right, A Twelve-meter Sailboat Can Go Eleven And A Half Or Twelve Miles An Hour, The Same Speed At Which A Bond Lawyer Runs Around The Cental Park Reservoir.

Worshiping The Earth Is More Fun Than Going To Church. It's Also Closer.

Fish Is The Only Food That Is Considered Spoiled Once It Smells Like What It Is.

Anything That Makes Your Mother Cry Is Fun

It Takes A Lot Of Weapons To Do Good Works (as Richard The Lionhearted Could Have Told Us). And This Is Not Just A Somali Problem. We Have Poverty And Deprivation In Our Own Country. Try Standing Unarmed On A Street Corner In Compton Handing Out Twenty-dollar Bills And See How Long You Last.