I Run Everywhere And Eavesdrop. It's The

I Always Had A Running Commentary In My Head That Was Extremely Funny And Off-center, But I Never Said It To Anyone.

I Can Tell By Your Eye Shadow, You're From Brooklyn, Right? . . . Me Too. My Mother Has Plastic Covers On All The Furniture. Even The Poodle. Looked Like A Barking Hassock Walking Down The Street.

Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs, And Both Are Smarter Than Congress.

I Pray If I Ever Find Out I Have Only About Three Minutes To Live It's During A Basketball Game, Because Then I'll Have, What, 10, 12 Years To Live?

San Francisco Is Really Fun And Liberal, And It's My Kind Of Politics. It's Like Being Jewish In Front Of Jewish People.