I Ruined My Hands In The Ring.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

The Firm Is Really Ahead Of The Times. It Has A Stock Market Ticker That Prints Its Report On Thin Aspirins.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.