I Really Really Love Christ, But I'm

My Mother Says I Was Two-and-a-half When I Started Playing. My Father Was A Minister, And When He Went To Church In The Morning, She Would Put On Fats Waller, Billie Holiday, Nat King Cole And Cole Porter Records. I'd Crawl Up On The Piano Stool, Sit On A Phone Book And Play.

For The Most Part, Pianos Are Female To Me. Sometimes They're Dykes, And They're Always Good Fun.

When They Say Take From My Body, I Think I'll Take From Mine Instead. Getting Off, Getting Off While They're All Down Stairs.

Your Apocalypse Was Fab.

Being In Your Forties - Any Woman Who Isn't There Yet, I Just Have To Say To You: Euphoria Is Coming To You.