I Put My Foot In My Mouth

I Don't Like Slugs And Tentacles And Calamari Or Anything. Actually, Tentacles Made Me Turn Into A Vegetarian In High School. I'm Not Anymore, But In High School, We Were Dissecting Squid.

I've Had Sex, So I'm Not Wearing White.

I Will Do Almost Anything For The Sake Of A Joke Or For The Sake Of Someone's Real Belief In Something To Help Tell A Story.

We Just Laid Down On The Bed Together With Reese Witherspoon At The Four Seasons, And She's Like, "what Are People Going To Think Of Legally Blonde? They're Just Going To Think I'm Some Ditz." I'm Like, "no. They're Going To Love You." And They Do, For Good Reason. She Was Amazing!

I Love To Laugh And Well, Who Doesn't?