I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

The Workers Love Khrushchev Very Much. He Hasn't Got An Enemy In The Entire Country. Quite A Few Under It.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.