I May Look Fake But I'm Real

My Grandfather Was A Pentecostal Preacher. It Was A Sin To Even Pluck Your Eyebrows, And They Thought It Was A Sin For Me To Be There Looking Like Jezebel.

I Don't Have To Keep A Diary. It Seems Like For The Last 40 Years My Life Has Been Lived In The Press, So I Can Google Any Date In My History And Find Out What I Was Doing.

Any Business You Go Into, You Have To Think About How Much Money You Are Willing To Put Into It, And How Much You Are Not.

I Figure If I Keep My Health, I Have No Intention Of Retiring. I Love To Work. I Want To Be Like Bob Hope. I Want To Keep On Going Out And Doing What I Love To Do. Of Course, I'm No Bob Hope, But I Mean That Feeling That You Never Are Old And Have Things To Offer And Can Be Useful To Somebody. I Always Want To Be Useful, I Have No Intentions Of Retiring Unless I Should Get Sick Or Something Should Happen To My Husband. Other Than That I'm Going To Work Until I Fall Over.

I Think My Life Actually Changed At 40. That's When You Realize You Can't Ride The Fence Anymore. You Either Have To Get On One Side Or The Other. I Think Some Of My Best Years Were Between 40 And 50: I Got My Priorities Straight And Life Is Good To Me Now. It's Only Other People Who Say, "god, She's 50 Years Old!" As If I'm Over The Hill. I Feel Like I Just Started.