I Love Comedy. God Has Given Me

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.

It Seems Like Movies That Have Heart To Them Always Do Well, And They Find Their Audience.

If You Ever Start Feeling Like You Have The Goofiest, Craziest, Most Dysfunctional Family In The World, All You Have To Do Is Go To A State Fair. Because Five Minutes At The Fair, You'll Be Going, 'you Know, We're Alright. We Are Dang Near Royalty.'

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

You Might Be A Redneck If You See A Sign That Says Say No To Crack And It Reminds You To Pull Your Jeans Up.