I Like The South Of Spain, Notably

A Lot Of Those Comics Can't Hold Down Relationships And They've Got No Other Life Apart From Performing. They Sleep In Their Jags And A Lot Of Them Can't Even Talk. All They Can Do Is Tell Gags.

I'm Sure A Psychologist Would See Something Highly Significant In How Absent-minded I Am. I Mean I'd Forget My Head If It Wasn't Attached To My Neck By Muscles, Ligaments And My Esophagus.

I Exist As An Annexe Of The Bbc. I'm Down The Road A Bit From The Main Building, In A Little Hut.

People Aren't Universally Heroic.

I Liked 35 And In Both My Novels That Is The Age Of The Lead Characters. I Tried Making Them My Age But They Just Seemed To Keep Moaning About Stuff.