I Like Terra Firma; The More Firma,

You've Heard Of People Living In A Fool's Paradise? Well, Leonora Has A Duplex There.

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.

Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

When I Was Born I Owed Twelve Dollars.