I Like Gambling On Stuff That You

I Once Dealt With A Prima Donna On A Movie Set. I Won't Say Who, But His First Name Is A Country. A Communist Country. Run By Fidel Castro.

I'm Very Resilient. The Only Thing I'm Missing Right Now Are Abs.

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.

Frank Sebastiano Is A Real Write. He Has Two Emmys, One From 'snl' And The Other From 'the Chris Rock Show' . The Only Award I Have Is An Fm-mmy.