I Know I Want To Always Do

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.

When I Take My Kid To School, All The Parents Stop And Stare.

I Don't Like Being Out In Public Too Much. I Don't Like Going To Bars. I Don't Like Doing Celebrity Stuff.

How Do I Speak Spanish? Not Too Well.

I've Been Called A Moron Since I Was About Four. My Father Called Me A Moron. My Grandfather Said I Was A Moron. And A Lot Of Times When I'm Driving, I Hear I'm A Moron. I Like Being A Moron.