I Just Wish They'd Put A New

When You Trust Your Television What You Get Is What You Got Cause When They Own The Information, Oh They Can Bend It All They Want.

If You Had Started Doing Anything Two Weeks Ago, By Today You Would Have Been Two Weeks Better At It.

Love Is Like Grass. If You Fall On It, It May Leave A Stain And Some Temporary Pain. But You'll Get Over The Pain, It Will Eventually Stop Hurting. Now Maybe The Stain Ruined Your Favourite Pair Of Jeans, Or Maybe It Was Nothing Special That Was Ruined, But Either Way The Stain Remains There. And With Time, It Will Begin To Fade, But It Will Always Be There, A Permanent Reminder That You, Too, Once Fell.

I Am Beginning To Know What It Feels Like To Be A Woman. To Have People Looking At You All The Time. And I'm Sorry Ladies, I Had No Idea! But People Are Looking At Me All The Time. It's Like I Have Musical Boobies!

Friends, Lovers, Or Nothing, We Can Really Only Ever Be One.