I Just Filled Out My Income Tax

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.

I Made A Terrible Mistake Last Christmas. My Wife Made Me Swear That I Wouldn't Give Her A Fancy Gift. And I Didn't.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

He Was Such A Bad Writer, They Revoked His Poetic License.