I, Joan Crawford, I Believe In The

If You've Earned A Position, Be Proud Of It. Don't Hide It. I Want To Be Recognized. When I Hear People Say, 'there's Joan Crawford!' I Turn Around And Say, 'hi! How Are You!'

The Democratic Party Is One That I've Always Observed. I Have Struggled Greatly In Life From The Day I Was Born And I Am Honored To Be Apart Of Something That Focuses On Working Class Citizens And Molds Them Into A Proud Specimen. Mr. Roosevelt And Mr. Kennedy Have Done So Much In That Regard For The Two Generations They've Won Over During Their Career Course.

Well, We Can Skip Childhood Because I Didn't Have Any. Not One Goddam Moment On The Good Ship Lollipop.

I Never Go Outside Unless I Look Like Joan Crawford The Movie Star. If You Want To See The Girl Next Door, Go Next Door.

If You Start Watching The Oldies, You're In Trouble. I Feel Ancient If "grand Hotel" Or "the Bride Wore Red" Comes On. I Have A Sneaking Regard For "mildred Pierce", But The Others Do Nothing For Me.