I Have Seen What A Laugh Can

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.