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While In Some Quarters It Is Felt That The Critic Is Just A Necessary Evil, Most Serious-minded, Decent, Talented Theater People Agree That The Critic Is An Unnecessary Evil.

You Don't Seem To Realize That A Poor Person Who Is Unhappy Is In A Better Position Than A Rich Person Who Is Unhappy. Because The Poor Person Has Hope. He Thinks Money Would Help.

Real Men Don't Do Pickup Lines Just To Sweep Off Every Girls' Feet. They Do And Trust Their Own Instincts Knowing What The Girls' Wants And Needs. Vying To Win Their Hearts.

Years Ago When A Man Began To Notice That If He Stood Up On The Subway He Was Immediately Replaced By Two People, He Figured He Was Getting Too Fat.

I Was Always The Last Woman On The Last Down Elevator As The Store Was Closing.