I Have Nothing But Respect For Hbo.

I've Been Very Lucky, Considering What I Look Like And What I Do.

For Once I'm Not The Guy Losing My Temper All The Time.

I Love Doing Theaters, Cracking People Up, Hearing Them Physically Roll In The Aisles. But We Need To Get Serious. These Are Serious Times. No Joke. No Joke.

I Was Voted Best-looking Kid In High School But, As You Can See, Things Changed. I Used To Say I Was A 260-pound Woody Allen. You Can Make That 295-pound Now.

All Writers Are Vampires.