I Have No Memories I'm Prepared To

Most Difficult Thing In The World, To Write A Play. Do You Know The Story Of Shaw At The Fabian Society? H.g. Welles Said "i'm Terribly Sorry I've Missed The Last Five Meetings, I've Been Terribly Busy, I'm Engaged In Writing A Scientific Pamphlet On The Effects Of Radioactivity In 1984 And I've Produced A Novel, And Various Pieces Of Science Fiction To Do, And I've Had A Bit Of Personal Trouble, And I Had My Copy To Bring Out For The Newspaper." Shaw Leapt Up And Said, "i've Not Missed One Meeting, And I Have Written A Play!" Hardest Thing In The World. If It Were Easy They'd All Be At It.

Marriage Is Forever. It's Like Cement.

It's Very Inconvenient Because Every Time I Finish, Let's Say, A Chapter Of A Book, I Think I'm Going To Ring Richard And Then Realize: Oh, Christ, I've Buried Him. I Buried Him Last Year.

If You Cannot Say What You Mean, Your Majesty, You Will Never Mean What You Say And A Gentleman Should Always Mean What He Says.

He's A Scoundrel, Young Brad Pitt, Who Led Me, His Elderly Colleague, Astray More Than Once.