I Have No Idea Where I'm Going

As The Economy Gets Better, Everything Else Gets Worse.

Just When You Think There's Nothing To Write About, Nixon Says, "i Am Not A Crook." Jimmy Carter Says, "i Have Lusted After Women In My Heart." President Reagan Says, "i Have Just Taken A Urinalysis Test, And I Am Not On Dope."

You Can't Make Up Anything Anymore. The World Itself Is A Satire. All You're Doing Is Recording It.

Sharing Our Depressions Felt Like Having Survived A War. The Experience Bonds You To The Other Person For Life.

... I Could Have Said Something Profound, But You Would Have Forgotten It In 15 Minutes - Which Is The Afterlife Of A Graduation Speech.