I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He Has Child-bearing Lips.

You Know You're Getting Old When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.