I Have An Inability To Enjoy Things,

I Try Not To Blame The Public, Because The Public - Men, Especially - Have Seen Not Great Portrayals Of Women In Supporting Roles, Because They're Not Given The Lead Roles A Lot Of The Time. Especially In Comedy, They're Relegated To The Adversary, Which Is Like "the Mean Girlfriend."

'constitutional' Is Just A Real Pip Of A Word. Positively Rolls Off The Tongue. In Fact, It's Downright Fun To Say. 'con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's The Verbal Equivalent Of Skipping Down The Street With An Ice Cream Cone In Your Hand. It's Like A Semantic Bag Of Lays Potato Chips. You Simply Can't Just Say It Once.

Bad Women's Comedies Are Made By Men Who Didn't Consult Enough Women.

So Many Of My Friends Have Always Been Women Growing Up... I Always Feel Slightly More Comfortable Around Women Because With Guys In General There's Always More Of A Danger Zone... It's Very Aggressive Sometimes The Way Guys Act With Each Other, Putting Each Other Down And Calling Each Other Names, So I Was Always Too Sensitive For That And Used To Hang Out With The Girls. And They Were Always Really Funny To Me.

"nuclear" Is Nothing But Trouble. Do You Say "new-clear" Or Do You Say "nuke-you-ler"? Whoever Invented That Word Had Obviously Never Studied The Human Mouth. We Don't Have Enough Muscles In Our Face To Make That Group Of Letters Come Out Smoothly. The Word Is Missing A Middle Syllable, For Cryin' Out Loud.