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In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

The Workers Love Khrushchev Very Much. He Hasn't Got An Enemy In The Entire Country. Quite A Few Under It.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

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I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.