I Hated Skiing Or Any Other Sport

If I Raised My Hand To Wipe The Hair Out Of My Children's Eyes, They'd Flinch And Call Their Attorney.

To My Way Of Thinking, The American Family Started To Decline When Parents Began To Communicate With Their Children.

No Baby Shall At Any Time Be Quartered In A House Where There Are No Soft Laps, No Laughter, Or No Love.

I Convinced Him His Luggage Had Gone To That Big Bermuda Triangle In The Sky.

When Humor Goes, There Goes Civilization.