I Hate Movies. They're So Boring. So

They're A Typical Hollywood Audience. All The Kids Are On Drugs And All The Adults Are On Roller Skates.

You Could Write A Joke In The Pub At Lunchtime And Watch It Performed On Television That Evening.

If The Studios Paid The Artists, How Would They Ever Be Able To Afford The Executives?

Filming A Pirate Film Is Always Good Fun, With Ships And Indecent Clothing.

I Interviewed Matt [stone] And Trey [parker], Actually, And I Got To Ask Them Questions. I Love Them Deeply Because They Appeared Dressed As J-lo And Someone Else [who Had Worn The Same Scandalous Dresses The Year Before At The Oscars]. They Confessed They Were On Acid.