I Guess In General, People Tend To

Designers Don't Put Out The Same Sweater Every Year. They Just Keep Creating.

My Fashion Philosophy Is, If You're Not Covered In Dog Hair, Your Life Is Empty.

For Me, Comedy Is A Day-to-day Report On The Human Condition. It's What's Happening Right Now. I Get Maybe 20 Minutes Of My Act Straight From The Newspaper.

I Know What Men Want. Men Want To Be Really, Really Close To Someone Who Will Leave Them Alone.

A Man Who Was Loved By 300 Woman Singled Me Out To Live With Him. Why? I Was The Only One Without A Cat.