I Grew Up In New York Wanting

Never Get On An Airplane If The Pilot Is Wearing A Hat That Has More Than Three Pastel Colors.

Language Always Gives You Away.

People Who See Life As Anything More Than Pure Entertainment Are Missing The Point.

I Quit School In Ninth Grade, Even Though I Was Good At The Studies. I Knew I Didn't Need School For What I Wanted.

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?