I Grew Up In Danville, Illinois, Right

I Went From My Mother To My Wife. And To This Day, I Can't Bear To Be Alone.

Some People Never Change Their Mind Through Their Whole Lives, About Anything, Despite New Information That Comes In. And Now That We Know That Homosexuality Is Not A Choice, It's Biological, I Think We Have To Love And Understand Them.

I've Won Several Emmys, A Tony And A Grammy So Maybe Somebody Will Let Me Have An Oscar, And Then I'll Have A Full Set.

Longevity In My Family's Been Pretty Good. And My Grandparents Were Pretty Spry At Their Age, So I Figured I'd Probably Stay Skinny And Fairly Agile. I Used To Do Old Men All The Time In Sketches. And There Used To Be An Organization Called The Gray Panthers. And They Would Send Me, Oh, Terrible Letters About Making Fun Of Old People. And I Would Just Always Say, "i'm Playing The Old Person I Intend To Become!"

Anyone Who Doesn't Sing And Dance At Every Opportunity Is Missing Out On The Joy Of Life.